"Timber!" cackled Melvin the mole. "Why did you cut down farmer Ackman's peppers?" asked Marvin. "Cause it's just such great fun to see his reaction. Don't you remember what a show he put on when we cut down the first two? Hee... heee... heeee... Yes, that was such fun!"

"Shhh! Melvin doesn't know it yet, but he's in for a big surprise one of these days," whispers farmer Ackman.